Dough!

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flakey at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
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4 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by haffnewie on November 4, 2008 at 4:38 pm

    OMG!That is SO funny!! How on earth did you come up with that? You have a VERY creative mind!!
    Loved it!

    Reply

  2. Posted by Iva on November 4, 2008 at 5:09 pm

    Oh Lordy…it SO was not mine. Got it in an email (lately, my BFF has been providing me with blog-worthy material – but hey, it counts!) LOL

    Reply

  3. Posted by haffnewie on November 5, 2008 at 12:00 am

    Well, it was funny and I hadn’t heard it before – so it counts!! You are funny!

    Reply

  4. Posted by Susan on November 9, 2008 at 8:36 pm

    Goodness, that is witty writing.

    Susan
    http://www.raisin-toast.com

    Reply

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